The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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