I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
We smell like vodka and hangover
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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