Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I could fuck to npr.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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