dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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