brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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