theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My feet surprised me
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