Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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