i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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