No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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