Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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