Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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