Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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