Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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