I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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