we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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