I want to make a zoo with you.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just found puke in my bra..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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