I am puke
I just saw a hot homeless man
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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