Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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