Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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