Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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