wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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