I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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