So drunk, too bad you don't want this
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize