What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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