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JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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