His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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