I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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