dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Jerry, you need to find god
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
he thought i was a dude.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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