at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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