woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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