Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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