So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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