He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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