if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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