Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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