im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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