i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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