Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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