I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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