What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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