I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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