Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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