He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Sorry about my life...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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