splinters make it hard to masturbate
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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