I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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