you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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