If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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