cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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