How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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