You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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